When I say beer-bellies and flat chests, what do you think of? For me, I think of a couch potato shoveling a handful of chips into their mouth while watching their favorite football team on the TV. Is it more expensive? Probably, but if there is one thing that I have learned in life, it’s that you get what you pay for, so if you want to see a strung out street walker in her 50’s set her purse of tampax and a rolled up tooter ten dollar bill throw her flabby flesh in your face for half off then roll your hoopty on out to the valley but if you want a nice young, tight ass all up in your smiling grill, drop a litte more and write home about something! OH, PS - TIP - Do not park on the street in that neighborhood, they will tow your ass gauranteed. When the lights come on or you see them in the parking lot they are still hot.
If this is your first time at a strip bar, I’ll answer before you even ask, «No, not all strip places are this bad ass.» These girls are in tip top shape, models and hustlers, vixens, porn stars, you name it, the best of the best. I know I’m gonna get in trouble just for reviewing a strip, er, uh, gentlemen’s club, but I have to tell you, if you are looking for a great first experience at a strip club, look no further my friends and newbies of the 18 year old assortment, however, buyer BEWARE, once you come to Deja Vu it will ruin you for almost all other strip joints, so just know that.
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